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How do i tell me daughter shes not getting a Lamborgini that i promised her but instead just getting a Beamer?

she is a crazy asian blonde girl thats going to use her beautiful blue eyes to make me buy the Lamborgini when I really need the money to buy me a Yacht

You say " I’m getting you a Beamer, not a Lamborgini…and if you don’t like it ..eat s**t

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18 Responses to “How do i tell me daughter shes not getting a Lamborgini that i promised her but instead just getting a Beamer?”

  1. devyl gyrl says:
    October 12, 2009 at 6:35 pm

    How bout you buy me a beamer, and I’ll tell her?

    ;)
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    Life.

  2. sword_maker_samurai says:
    October 12, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    drink some coffee after you wake up, you’re having a nice dream.
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  3. (¸.•´ ?.• Heart and Soul´ ?¸¸.•¨¯) says:
    October 12, 2009 at 7:17 pm

    I’d hate to be in your shoes PERIOD.
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  4. frank s says:
    October 12, 2009 at 7:32 pm

    your dating your daughter? is that why you posted this here?
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  5. Low_Jac says:
    October 12, 2009 at 7:47 pm

    Liar, liar.

    Your 15 years old…..

    Asians don’t have blue eyes or blonde hair.
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  6. magiczippy says:
    October 12, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    BOO HOO BLOODY HOO!
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  7. dutara says:
    October 12, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    You say " I’m getting you a Beamer, not a Lamborgini…and if you don’t like it ..eat s**t
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  8. open bite says:
    October 12, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    Who is the parent here? Gotta remember to show her who is boss… but I guess breaking promises is no good either.
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  9. vampire_dragon_werewolf says:
    October 12, 2009 at 9:10 pm

    Dude… now i KNOW i’m poor
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  10. Lupita says:
    October 12, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    my god, what are you 12??
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  11. roastporkbun says:
    October 12, 2009 at 10:16 pm

    ^

    hahahahaha oh man.
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  12. Gorgeous says:
    October 12, 2009 at 10:42 pm

    Is this for real? If you have a daughter who is going to complain about getting a bmr instead of a lamborgini, she and you both need a reality check. Good grief. You both sound spoiled. Can’t wait to buy the yacht a few months so you can keep your promise to your daughter? Wish I had money problems like yours.
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  13. Rav says:
    October 12, 2009 at 10:48 pm

    Must be nice to have that problem…. I’ll tell her for you. If she acts spoiled, we can take the beamer away and get her a yugo…. See how she likes that. BTW, how old can your daughter be if you are only 17?
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    Your own question asked on 8/20/07 "I am 206 months old, how old am I?"

  14. ahblazamayes001 says:
    October 12, 2009 at 10:59 pm

    ….If she won’t take the beamer i will :D

    lol…share the love!!!

    seriously :)

    but no really just tell her, if she throws puppy eyes at you tell her shes going to have to deal with it, not every one gets everything they want
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  15. celestej123 says:
    October 12, 2009 at 11:41 pm

    Wow and I thought I had a wild imagination when I was a kid. You’re a 12 year old boy who’s never going to have that kind of money, but nice fantasy, honey.
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  16. peter s says:
    October 13, 2009 at 12:01 am

    Obviously the question is a joke, for the following reasons,
    1) People with money do not refer to a BMW as a ‘beamer’ at worse it would be a BM
    2) A blue eyed, blonde Asian?
    3) Buy me a yacht?
    The only yacht you would ever own could sail on a duck pond.
    Your use of the language indicates that you are a low paid, of low intelligence and a complete and utter knob.
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  17. pookipie89 says:
    October 13, 2009 at 12:13 am

    grab her by the hair smack her round the mouth and tell her she aint gettin shit.
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  18. Jessica C says:
    October 13, 2009 at 12:43 am

    Tell her to get a job, and to suck up and deal with the Beamer. There are plenty of starving kids on the Mississippi River that would appreciate it.
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